You keep what you kill

Berlin baut nun doch weniger Fahrradwege, VW gewinnt vor Gericht, Scheuer pampert auf der einen Seite die Autofaschisten und macht auf der anderen Seite Gehwege zum Überlebenskampf. Und, vielleicht die größte Sensation, sogar die Systempresse 😁 merkt langsam, dass Karneval scheiße ist. Gut, es entzündet sich erstmal nur am Doppelnamen der neuen afd, ähhh CDU Vorsitzenden. Aber besser als nichts. Karneval muss verboten werden und die gehören alles eingesperrt, lebenslang. Schon immer, weil es ekelhafte Fröhlichkeit auf Befehl, ganz urdeutsch, ist, 100% sexistisch, rassistisch und homophob. Schlagt die Jecken bis sie frekken.

You know how you can tell that someone is really important? They have phone conversations in the Lufthansa lounge and share the contents with all of their peers. Since their peers are doing the same, this almost ensures a degree of Babylonian confidentiality. 😁 It's only the Germans doing this, of course. Embarrassing. Waiting for them to throw their towel over their armchair now.

... every fart you make ... The hardest thing about going on holiday is leaving little stinky Wooster behind. I'm missing you sooooo much already, darling. Although the flat is notably cleaner.

We did some extreeeeeemely yummy Indian soup lately and I thought I'd add some cultural background. Anti-fascist soup, of course! No parmesan, no pasaran.

It's that time of the year again. Time to leave dreary old racist Germany and fly to sunny young racist Australia. :-) Off to Perth today, via a routing that is truly crazy, but also truly cheap for a *A C flight from here all the way to Oz. Nothing beats lie flat. SXF-MXP-MUC-SIN-PER-SIN-ZRH-MXP-TXL. Take that! :-) I'll keep ya posted and show images of my hunting trophies, of course. Big barra is always with me.