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There are no German bombers in the air ...

 ... there are no German bombers in the air. There are no German bombers, there are no German bombers, there are no German bombers in the air! Cause the RAF from England shot them down, cause the RAF from England shot them down! Fuck off and go home. :-) 

Maybe it's not coming home, after all?

 While the British government has recently announced that they will delay further easing of Covid-19 related restrictions because the delta-variant that' spreading rapidly, UEFA still lives on a different planet. They are now blackmailing the English gov't to make special allowances for ca. 2500 VIP guests for the semifinal and final in Wembley, to exempt them from quarantine and other measures. If the gov't does not comply, they will move the final to the great democratic country of Hungary, Budapest. Isn't that great? So, two things.  1) I wish that all the UEFA decision makers, VIP guests, and executive members develop a disgusting rash in their genital regions that burns all summer. Plus they should really catch Covid, maybe that will cure their ignorance. But these guys are probably vaccinated since December last year already. 2) Great Britain is a nuclear power. No more Empire, but you still have nukes. So use them please. Nuke UEFA the fuck out! I'll donate s

It's coming home, it's coming home ...

... Covid's coming home. That should be the anthem of this year's European Championship tournament. There is no pandemic. At least not when it comes to soccer. Well, that is what our minister of the interior, Heinrich Himmler,  sorry, Horst Seehofer, has announced yesterday. For the upcoming European Championships, all quarantine requirements etc. are waived. And not just for the players, basically for everyone remotely involved with the event. Hahahahahaha. That's great. Especially given that even the heavily monitored teams are already reporting positive Covid-19 cases left and right. So it's a great idea by "The Führer" - let's spread that shit again for real. Kill them all! Kill them all! Kill them all! My personal takeaway:  It's stupid to hold such an event in the first place. But it's big money, so it happens. But I haven't followed previous ones and I won't follow this one. Just hope that the German team fucks up.  This is a really