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Germany has gotta die ... and Jens Spahn's a wanker

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I was in Singapore a couple of weeks ago, when they raised their threat level to "orange". And I was impressed how well-organized, smooth, and professional they handled the situation. And by "they" I mean the government, the local authorities, individuals, businesses, etc. Remarkable. Very clear communication. No bullshit. Clear instructions. A clear, well-rehearsed plan that was carried out, across the whole country, within a few hours. And then I'm seeing the clowns that act as politicians and "leaders" here in Germany. Very embarassing. I'd have been surprised if they'd performed better, but still ... . At least Andi B.Scheuert, the transport clown, hasn't had an opportunity to mess up yet ... oh wait, he was just found to have used 12 million € dedicated to bikes for his beloved cars. Well, at least he's consistent in his truly bavarian amalgamation of corruption and incompetence. In any case, if you're looking for fresh gin...

Stormzy

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So, we went to see Stormzy the other day at Columbiahalle. I was really looking forward to this concert and it took me a while to make up my mind and come to a verdict. At the end of the day, I must say, that the performance was good, but all the rest was really embarassing and, to be frank, a rip-off. Let's start with the positive: Stormzy in good form, the parts that he did himself are really good. I like the music, his style, his voice. Girlfriend also liked the fact that he took of his shirt. :-D But the negative: The sound was absolute shit. Seriously, I don't get it, I've been in this business myself for many years. How on earth can you fuck up the sound when it's just one mic and DJ in the first place? Embarassing. Then there were lots of people smoking in the venue and security did nothing about it. Very Berlin unfortunately. Also, wayyyyyyyyy toooooooo muuuuuuuch playback, my friends. Either get a band or a proper DJ set, but this was, except for rare ins...

Geh nach Haus und zünd' dich an ...

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Mehr fällt mir dann auch nicht mehr ein dazu. Das Brot ist bestimmt gut, aber was für ein Bullshit. Ich hoffe, ihr nehmt auch jeden Tag eure Anti-Covid-19 Globuli. Und desinfiziert die Theke täglich mit gependeltem Wasser. Selig sind die geistig Armen. Ich hab übrigens auch manchmal spontane Gärung, danach riecht es dann meistens streng.