Du bist stolz auf dein Bezirk, ich bin stolz auf mein Glied

Für alle, die an akutem Penisneid leiden: Jetzt Glied mieten beim BSV IGDIRGÜCÜ e.V. in der Danckelmannstr., Charlottenburg.


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