Gandalf the Pedophile

Driving down south to Kerikeri was beautiful: we took the time to take the scenic coastal route, visiting gazillions of beautiful beaches and inlets. Bliss and joy. KK itself is very nice of course as well, real fruit icecream, need I say more. On a rainy Saturday afternoon we went to Ngawha hot springs, which rocks totally. Basic, ramshackle pools, or rather woodclad holes in the ground with different temperatures between very hot and scorching, after one hour you have a baby's skin again. Amazing. We stayed at the very nice and highly recommendable Kerikeri Farmhostel and the reisebegleitung greatly enjoyed the Kunekune pigs they keep. Before Xmas crazyness took over the whole place we left for Whangarei Heads and that's where the old pedowizard comes in. But more of that tomorrow, I have to and eat one of the best breakfasts of all times now. Just remember: always stay with your arse to the wall when meeting old man with grey beards and pointy hats.

Location: Parua Bay, Parua Bay

Comments

Reppel said…
Aaaah, Kerikeri Farmhostel, great place for sodomist activities.
Always thought the old hostel owner was involved, I called him Tom Bombadil though...
Beware of the free eggs, you never know!
Cheers, mate!
December 26, 2012 at 9:51 PM
Christian Kohl said…
Sodomy rules. Especially the KuneKune Pigs are really cosy if you know what I mean. And I know that you know what I mean. The owner is really, yeah, I'd say, too many mushrooms? ;-)
December 28, 2012 at 10:51 PM
Hendrik said…
Oh, civillian service reunion ;)

Grüße von den "nicht ganz so sonnigen" Weinbergen.
January 2, 2013 at 2:33 PM
Christian Kohl said…
Oi! Although we all know that reppel suffered most from the molestations of the social workers ... . He has been obsessed with animal porn ever since ... .
January 7, 2013 at 6:42 AM
Reppel said…
He suffered for sure under the rule of evil Pete&Pete.
But molestation was something he exclusively suffered at the hands of his then flatmate „Tropical Chris“ which was his artist name on several genre classics, such as “Pump the squirrel“ or „Animal Farm 2“, to name just a few...
January 8, 2013 at 12:47 AM
Christian Kohl said…
Pump the Squirrel. Yeah, the good old days. Before 9-11, before shagging animals was outlawed by the moral majority. I mean, it's not like I'm a muslim, harharhar. Bet Osama fucked a couple of goats in his cave when he was lonely. Maybe this is an initiation rite to join the terror camps in Pakistan - you have to prove your determination by fucking a goat in a orifice of your choice, just like the prophet.
January 8, 2013 at 7:18 AM
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