Die ganze Wahrheit.......

..... ueber 4 Wochen Urlaub unter der charmanten Reiseleitung des Herrn Christian K.:
Positiv: alles bisher super organisiert (ok, das gute Wetter war wohl eher durch meine Anwesenheit positiv beeinflusst) und er macht jeden morgen Fruehstueck (er wuerde auch verhungern, wenn er warten muesste, bis ich aufgestanden bin). Die ganze Autofahrerei auf der alschen Seite hat er auch ganz freiwillig uebernommen (gut, ich hab auch lieber nicht gefragt, ob ich fahren soll).
Herr K. erfreut desweiteren durch ausgepraegte Gesangsdarbietungen, auch kann man veritabel mit ihm herumprollen (langhaarige Hippies!) und er geht mit shoppen (Beadz Unlimited), faehrt an die unmoeglichsten Orte auf meinen Wunsch (Hanmer Springs) und war sogar dabei, als in einem Eso-Shop etwas gekauft wurde. Nicht zuletzt hat er schon 2 mal einen Sixpack lecker Bier (ja, das gibt es hier Mac Black - lovely) bier fuer mich in das Hostel getragen.
Bedenklich: schon zum Fruehstueck gesundes Essen, insgesamt viel gruenes Essen (ok, das haette ich vorher wissen muessen); er klettert unglaublich gerne auf Huegel oder Berge bzw. laeuft im Gruenen rum, um Voegel zu fotografieren (sind mitunter recht putzig, er aber auch). Richtig uebel wird es aber, wenn er seine Dichter-Singer-Songwriterphasen (Juliane Werding-Hits mit neuem Text) bekommt - da er aber manchmal auf Hundekommandos hoert (AUS!!!!!) sind diese Phasen meist recht kurz.
Ich fuerchte, die Negativliste ist recht kurz, so dass sich fuer den letzten Tag morgen bestimmt noch ein Berg mit viel Wald und tollen Voegeln finden lassen wird, den ich dann ganz freiwillig hochlaufen werde
Die Reisebegleitung

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